pandora's jewelry box.
jesus probably hates me and I'm okay with that.
  • We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

    (Source: donatellavevo, via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • samdesantis:

    a friendly reminder:
    don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

    (via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • aconsultingdetective:

    Legit Johnlock Scenes

    John Watson is my husband now, in case you didn’t notice. We got married.

    (via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • 9pm / 7am / 9pm

    (Source: danielradcliffes, via moriarty)

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  • (Source: katara, via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • beefmilk2:

    pansoph:

    for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

    jerry is here

    (via dontbeanassbutt)

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  • thebigblackwolfe:

    frantzfandom:

    girilla-warfare:

    the-average-gatsby:

    the-average-gatsby:

    how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

    ask them to pronounce “unionized”

    Holy fuck thats clever

    It took me 5 minutes to get this

    FUCK

    Oh fuck you.

    (via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • jibblyuniverse:

    derpfire:

    jibblyuniverse:

    frenums:

    things that will always sound sarcastic

    • good for you
    • thanks a lot
    • yeah right
    • nice to know
    • wow
    • way to go
    • totally
    • ok buddy

    Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

    ok buddy man

    I might not have thought that last one through

    (via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • bi-characters:

    This was just too cool to not reblog.

    Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.

    (Source: ice-solation, via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • 9prodlums:

    Polygons measuring spoon

    (via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • terezipyroope:

    person: u should like more colours

    me: image

    (Source: realterezipyrope, via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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  • sarah-the-artiste:

    mrsmarymorstan:

    i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

    simonsayspegg:

    unelanabolvangar:

    can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

    nO BUT
    FLICK
    HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
    YO
    SWISH AND FLICK
    THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

    [SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

     (via Saffythegeek)

    OH MY GOD

    (Source: exeters, via attack-of-the-fandoms)

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