pandora's jewelry box.
jesus probably hates me and I'm okay with that.
  • "I’m not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else."

    (Source: oonachaplins, via andreschurles)

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  • uppercased:

    no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

    bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

    (Source: cheezboiga, via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • cecilyjeanne:

    stunningpicture:

    Moving out of the apartment

    This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

    (via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • britishstarr:

    britishstarr:

    I feel the whole purpose of this movie was to make this pun possible.

    SOMEONE REBLOGGED THIS AGAIN

    (Source: offside-goal, via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • ami-angelwings:

    nonexistentially:

    *SHOTS FIRED*

    A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

    (via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • coconuti:

    me: *dials 911*

    operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

    me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

    operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

    (Source: beachier, via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • breadmaakesyoufat:

    i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

    "oh no my potato"

    (via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • (Source: dallonsmiles)

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  • hipotonix:

    Dallon Weekes is a creature to be protected.

    (via dallonsmiles)

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  • utterly-insane-panda:

    pomegranateandivy:

    super-who-locked-in:

    elenilote:

    kateordie:

    I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

    WHERE CAN I GET THIS

    drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

    I need this in my life

    yes

    (Source: kashimiru, via toomuchofafangirl)

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  • slobberings:

    !!!

    (via astrofxck)

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  • come on, man. Can't you see? I'm... I'm poison, Sam. People get close to me, they get killed...or worse. You know, I tell myself that I-I-I help more people than I hurt. And I tell myself that I'm — I'm doing it all for the right reasons, and I — I believe that. But I can't — I won't...drag anybody through the muck with me. Not anymore.

    (Source: e-zeekiel, via e-zeekiel)

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